Dear Wishmaker Alpha: 1.0

Wishmaker, the cunning goddess, and her assistant Sir Fixer are on a mission to save unfortunate sinners from their own desires in this horror comedy. Be cautious what you wish for, really! The repercussions may be rather graphic.

How do I even begin?

You play as a self-centered trickster goddess who has clumsily assembled a sentient mound of metal junk. He was a knight once, and his noble heart was as fiery as his opponents’ flaming asses.

He was revived just to assist in cleaning up someone else’s mess since he was so adept at maintaining order. 

It turns out that seven days is incredibly, horribly insufficient for this game, which is in extremely early access!

Don’t forget to score this dare I say game, and more importantly, add it so you can see your progress over time! We also much value your comments. I’m grateful.