FUCK & DOMINATE!

DUCK & FOMINATE!

It’s the newest, sexiest attraction in video games! 

Battle your way up to the world MMA championship’s ladies division! Beat up to fifteen distinct women, including this one: a gigantic-breasted woman who is a Sonic aficionado. Romanian girl who, twenty minutes after chatting about her partner who is in rehab, will give you the runaround. A curvaceous American woman with enormous tits. Indonesian. Says one of my ex-girlfriends.

Beat them by giving them a punch to the stomach until they throw up, by making their face a crimson mush, by uhh… Can you twist their nipples, I don’t know? Is that a forbidden action? 

The rulebook makes no mention of it. Finger them with fingers, featuring nails that haven’t been cut in 4 months for extra realistic gameplay! Choke them, and if they ask you to stop, don’t. But also, please don’t kill them. That’s way outta line. Even for me.

FETISHES:

Artist, game designer, all around unpleasant individual.