As someone who grew up in Los Angeles, you’ve experienced everything the city has to offer: a dead-end career as a child star, near-homelessness, and complete devastation of your aspirations. Now is the chance to cash in and do something unprecedented: create a podcast.

Confused? Picture this: hot chicks wiggling their asses in your face. Remove the photo and imagine them yapping on a couch instead. Viral Rivalz is everything you didn’t expect from a podcast.

After a new guest is added to increase your podcast’s viewership, fight with him over your co-stars’ love, keep them from murdering each other, and foil a clandestine organization’s attempt to hijack your quest for sex, fame, and wealth.